Jeff Altman

as Self

as Uncle Carl (voice)

as Man in Dumpster

as Doctor

as Chad

as Self (archive footage)

as Howie Bloom

as Self - Guest

as Lt. Len Easton of the California Highway Patrol (voice) (uncredited)

as Milt Holly

as Greg Vincent

as Doctor

as Dr. Gene Splicer (voice)

as Lloyd (voice)

as Technician

as Fred Rachins

as Professor Dweeb (voice)

as Ray McGrady

as Sleaze / Professor Dweeb / Slob (voice)

as Professor Dweeb (voice)

as Professor Dweeb / Man on Phone / Bowlers / Senior Citizens (voice)

as Buster (voice)

as Self

Writer

as Duke Jarret

as Jack Morton

as Mike Watson

as Bill Jones (as Jeffrey Altman)

as Gordon

as Harry Palms

as Harry

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Hughie Hogg

as Weather Wizard

as Weather Wizard

as Marvin Laurie

as Murray Gressler

as Lennie Richfield

as Self

as Self