John Henry Kurtz

as Newscaster

as Commercial Voice (voice)

as Pelletier

as Self - Announcer

as Dan Quayle: President Narrator (voice) (uncredited)

as Colon Bow announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as The Global Warming Christmas Special Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as Self (voice) (uncredited)