Chris Elwood

as Skydiving Instructor

as Titanio

as Henry Tidwell

as Doug Cupertino

as Simon Owl / Rex Stork (voice)

as Rex Stork / Cricket / Reporter #3 (voice)

as Death Metal Wolf / Drill Sergeant Wolf / Squeal (voice)

as Marketing Executive

as Steven

as Dorky Darren

as Self

as Field Agent

as Justin Hayward

as Bart

as Dustin

as Bruce

as Doug Smuckers

as Ralph

as Delivery Guy