John F. Schaffer

as Donny

as Manager

as Customer

as Pudgy John

as Businessman

as Phillip

as Gimp

as Gettysburger Lovin' Patron

as Wayne

as Barista Man

as Sav-a-Bunch Manager

as Audience Member

as Lester

as Photographer

as Ling Cho

as Chicago Atty.

as Cop

as Jehovah's Witness

as Guy

as Man

as Reporter

as Drooling Patient