Matt Ballard

as Steven Argo

as Bartender

as Crutch Salesman (uncredited)

as First Butler / Reporter Matt (voice)

as Karl

as Limo Driver

as Burglar

as Dennis

as Cop

as Valconian Swordsman

as Greg Splenda

as Poker Player / Park Dancer

Director of Photography

as Carmen Dillo (voice)

as Junior / Omnefarious (voice)

as Spaced Out Customer (voice)

as Tommy