Laurie Ventry

as John de Kininmund, Bishop of Brechin

as Dougie

as Hamish McGaffer

as Malcolm Linnett

as Resident Woman

as Mr Angryman

as Claims Crazy Man

as German Tourist

as Angry Mother

as Job Centre Clerk

as Mr Angry Man

as Farmer

as Policeman

as Angry Magician and Antique Shop Owner

as Newspaper Editor

as Vet / Iffy Phil

as Joe

as Henry

as Rosemary's dad

as Charlie

as Reverend Alan Snow

as Mr Pettigrew

as PO

as Two Bob Mob Guy