Matthew Jayson Cwern

as Marco

as Coach Hammon (voice)

as Tired Roman (voice)

as Narrator

as Floor Boss

as Ritual Leader

as Faris Bandak

as Leo

as Antonio Blair

as Abner

as George

as Lieutenant John Clark Ely / Private William Wendt (voice) (as Matt Jayson)

as LAFD Liaison Bill Jenks

as Jerry

as Cop

as Arthur

as McTeer

as Vinny

as Uri

as Charlie

as Carlos

as Male TSA Agent

as Lars Owens

as (voice)

as Driton Abazi

as EMT

as Leo the Paparazzo

as Handsome Cool Guy

as Edgar Stump

as Train Passenger