Chris Lazzaro

as Pauly Gorlami

as Cousin Bruce

as Crazy Chris / Guvaro / Editor-In-Chief / Neon Shorts Guy

Co-Executive Producer

as Bobby the Rat

as Jeffery Torin

as Sammy Santos

as Vinnie (segment "Howl of a Good Time")

as Inmate

as Vinnie

as Freddy

as Mike

as Worcester 1