Becky Thyre

as Shelly

as Tracy

as Gwen

as Zelda

as Mrs. Patterson

as Brenda

as Theatre Goer

as Tania

as Voice Over Coach

as Electrisha (voice)

as Phoebe Bird / Captain's Daughter (voice)

as Louise

as Peach

as Pageant Mom

as Suzette Williams

as Pam

as Loretta

as Tonya

as Marcie

as Jawless Peggy Weggy / Pristine Klimer / Debbie Klimer (voice)

as Dr. Barnes

as Self

as (voice)

as Tallulah

as Various

as Roxanne

as Moonbeam

as Mary-Lou Murray

as Jump Rope Friend (voice)