Rupert Bates

as Teacher (voice)

as Mr. Wormwood (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Dalek (voice)

as Gordon

as William Lloyd

as John Tolman

as Bob

as Mr Smith

as Mr Wormwood

as Mr Tent

as Man Waiting in Line

as Hector Blob

as Dispensing Machine (voice)

as Trout a la Creme / Chef (voice)

as Bodyguard

as Customs Official

as Milkman

as Commodities Broker