Tom Clarke Hill

as Jessica's Uncle

as Straw Pig / Guards / The Genie (voice)

as Burly Bartender

as Lazy Alf / Dobie (voice)

as Mangle / Lanista / Spanner

as Narrator

as Photographer 2

as Sam Dixon

as Todd Sr.

as Tim Howard (voice)

as Furi (voice) / Roary (voice)

as Jean-François (voice)

as American 'Mark'

as Narrator

as Sgt. Archibald Wilson

as Leo / Grunk

as Narrator

as ICB Operator

as Dad'X (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Gene Ackerman