Andrew Pifko

as Thomas

as Ákos Valkó

as Antonio (El Topo) (voice)

as S.K.U.L.L. Scientist (voice)

as Simon Craw

as Antonio (El Topo) (voice)

as Antonio (El Topo) / Cesar (voice)

as Antonio (El Topo) / Supervisor (voice)

as Supervisor / Agent / Police Captain (voice)

as Supervisor (voice)

as Antonio (El Topo) / Beefeater / Stanley the Guard (voice)

as Young Rudy Giuliani

as Gilbert

as (voice)

as Man (voice)

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Bruce

as Maitre D' / Steffen

as Steve Perry

as Wyck Theissens

as Narrator

as Matt Medic (voice)

as Miles Thatcher

as Philip

as Doctor

as Philip

as Hospital Attendant

as Henry Loves Your Wooly Socks

as Jacques Rock Star

as Kiefer