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Mean Machine
It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!
6.3(672)20011h 39m
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
- Director
- Barry Skolnick
- Created by
- Guy Ritchie,Cynthia Pett-Dante,Albert S. Ruddy
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Cast

Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan

David Kelly
Doc

David Hemmings
Governor

Ralph Brown
Burton

Vas Blackwood
Massive

Robbie Gee
Trojan

Geoff Bell
Ratchett

John Forgeham
Sykes

Sally Phillips
Tracey

Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet

Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely

Jason Statham
Monk

Martin Wimbush
Z
David Reid
Barman
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman

Nicholas Moss
Hayter

Stephen Walters
Nitro

Andrew Grainger
Ketch

Jamie Sives
Chiv

Adam Fogerty
Mouse

Rocky Marshall
Cigs

Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife
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Crew
Directing
- Barry SkolnickDirector
Writing
- Andrew DayWriter
- Charlie FletcherWriter
- Chris BakerWriter
- Tracy Keenan WynnWriter
- Albert S. RuddyOriginal Film Writer
Production
- Georgia MastersProducer
- Guy RitchieExecutive Producer
- Cynthia Pett-DanteExecutive Producer
- Adam BohlingLine Producer
- Albert S. RuddyExecutive Producer
- Matthew VaughnProducer
Camera
- Alex BarberDirector of Photography
Editing
- Eddie HamiltonEditor
- Dayn WilliamsEditor
Sound
- John MurphyOriginal Music Composer
- Simon HayesSound Mixer
Art
- Jenny Lawrence-SmithSet Decoration
- Tom WalesArt Direction
- Russell De RozarioProduction Design
Costume & Make-Up
- Stephanie CollieCostume Design