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Turd Merchants of Death
The stink has come to town
6.5(2)20091h 15m
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
- Director
- Samuel Hines
- Created by
- Maile Kobayashi,Reed Goodman,Samuel Hines
- Writers
- Gordon Koch,Colby Graham
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Cast
Davis Lonergan
Happy Blonde Boy
Colby Graham
Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
Scott Hendry
Scott Toolbanger
Andrew Martinez
Shirtless Car Accident Victim
Ann Hines
Receptionist
Bill HInes
Mad Doctor
Jack Spanbauer
Himself
Adrian Tennant
Door Man
Adam Smith
Bartender
Andrew Martinez
Greasy Bar Guy
Kaya Bersto
Kaya
Canyon Castator
Canyon
Josh Steele
Josh
Sheila Cummings
Sarah Caruso
Mike Carroll
Mert T. Nertson
Mike Kilkenny-Patrick
Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself
Glen Gillingham
Cop
Gordon Koch
Preacher
Ryan McMurray
Longboarder
Reed Goodman
Reed
Alan G. Stratton
Hero Mechanic
Maile Kobayashi
Ditsy Customer
Jeremy Frankovis
"Fist" Mechanic 2
Lazer Rubenstein
Mechanic 3
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Crew
Directing
- Samuel HinesDirector
- Gordon KochAssistant Director
Writing
- Gordon KochScreenplay
- Colby GrahamScreenplay
Production
- Maile KobayashiProducer
- Maile KobayashiExecutive Producer
- Reed GoodmanExecutive Producer
- Erica CongelliProducer's Assistant
- Samuel HinesExecutive Producer
Camera
- Elliot TroutDirector of Photography
- Todd FrostCamera Operator
- Kaya BerstoAssistant Camera
- Jay AngeloCamera Operator
- Ryan SimpsonCamera Operator
- Andrew MartinezKey Grip
- Adam SmithBest Boy Grip
Editing
- Samuel HinesEditor
- Ryan SimpsonAssistant Editor
- Noah ArnoldAssistant Editor
- Gordon KochAssistant Editor
- Elliot TroutAssistant Editor
Sound
- Mike Kilkenny-PatrickSound Engineer
Visual Effects
- Evan HedgesCreature Design
- Dan Fissel-PainterCreature Design
Crew
- Mike Kilkenny-PatrickScore Engineer
Lighting
- Noah ArnoldGaffer
- Bradley HaagLighting Coordinator