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Brain Smasher... A Love Story
5.3(37)19931h 28m
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
- Director
- Albert Pyun
- Writers
- Albert Pyun
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Cast

Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy

Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain

Yuji Okumoto
Wu

Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain

Brion James
Brown

Tim Thomerson
Black

Charles Rocket
Jones

Nicholas Guest
Smith
Dorothy Dells
Miss Bellows

Wrick Jones
Lead Officer
Galen Schrick
Jim Romeo
Steve Tancora
Bob Brisco

Peter Kwong
Red Monk
Danny Perkin
Guy in Line 2
Ross Huffman-Kerr
Night Manager
Russ Fast
Ted
Billie Worley
Punk

Dee Booher
Bertha

Liz Sheridan
Ma Molloy

Lin Shaye
Make up Artist
Sonia Satra
Model 1

Ralph Monaco
Molloy Dad
Anahit Minasyan
Model 2

Nichole McAuley
Veronica (uncredited)
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Crew
Directing
- Albert PyunDirector
- Laura Nisbet PetersSecond Assistant Director
- Mark CotoneFirst Assistant Director
Writing
- Albert PyunWriter
Production
- Share StallingsProducer
- Tom KarnowskiProducer
- Tom McSweeneyCasting
- Cathy HendersonCasting
- David F. WalkerProduction Assistant
Camera
- George MooradianDirector of Photography
Editing
- Lauren A. SchafferEditor
Sound
- Anthony RiparettiMusic
- Kevin BensonMusic Supervisor
Art
- Phil ZarlingProduction Design
- Colleen SaroArt Direction
Costume & Make-Up
- Meta JardineCostume Design
Crew
- Steve BuckleyStunts
- David BousheyStunts
- Maria R. KellyStunts
- Simos KalivasStunts
- Guy FariaSpecial Effects
- Gary EdelenStunts
- Danny CastleStunts
- Eddie MatthewsStunts
- Burton RichardsonFight Choreographer
- Chad StahelskiStunts
- Ronnie Rondell Jr.Stunts
- Jon H. EpsteinStunts