

MovieComedyDramaRomance
A Pyromaniac's Love Story
Warning: This is only a love story. Do not try this at home.
5.3(17)19951h 34m
A pastry boy and the son of a hair-piece mogul become involved in an arson scandal. Sergio is offered a bribe in exchange for taking the blame for the fire that destroys his workplace. Garet, the real arsonist, is apalled that someone else would try to take credit for his act of love. Before long, Sergio and Garet become entangled in a zany love-quadrangle involving Hattie and Stephanie. Written by Brian Whiting
- Director
- Joshua Brand
- Writers
- Morgan Ward
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Cast

William Baldwin
Garet

John Leguizamo
Sergio

Erika Eleniak
Stephanie Potts

Michael Lerner
Perry

Armin Mueller-Stahl
Mr. Linzer

Joan Plowright
Mrs. Linzer

Mike Starr
Sgt. Zikowski

Julio Oscar Mechoso
Jerry

Sadie Frost
Hattie
Elena Kudaba
Mrs. Olden
Michael McCullough
Bartender
Jennifer Rolin
Maid
Lesley Kelly
Jail policewoman

Randy Butcher
Driver
Tony Perri
Man in car

Babs Chula
Ass pincher's wife

Floyd Vivino
Ass pincher
Derrick Patterson
Man #1 in bar
Rob Wilson
Man #2 in bar
Louis Strauss
Old man
Philip Williams
Officer in car
Ann Holloway
Nurse
Gene Mack
Police officer
Jonathan Allore
Man at party
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Crew
Directing
- Joshua BrandDirector
- Kelly MoonScript Supervisor
- Rocco GismondiSecond Assistant Director
- Rose TedescoThird Assistant Director
- Patrice LeungFirst Assistant Director
Writing
- Morgan WardScreenplay
Production
- Amanda MackeyCasting
- Mark GordonProducer
- Cathy Sandrich GelfondCasting
Camera
- John SchwartzmanDirector of Photography
- Yvonne CollinsSecond Assistant Camera
- Gail HarveyStill Photographer
- John PlattFirst Assistant Camera
- Neil SealeCamera Operator
- Mike KirilenkoKey Grip
Editing
- David RosenbloomEditor
Sound
- Rachel PortmanOriginal Music Composer
Art
- Jaro DickSet Decoration
- Dan DavisSet Designer
- Peter GrundyArt Direction
Costume & Make-Up
- Bridget KellyCostume Design
- Katherine SouthernMakeup Artist
- Teresa RobinsonMakeup Artist