

MovieComedy
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
The Army Will Never Be The Same
6.2(296)20081h 40m
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
- Director
- Steve Miner
- Writers
- April Blair,Kelly Bowen,April Blair
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Cast

Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich

Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter

Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer

Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio
Camille
Katie Chonacas
Amber

Andy Milonakis
Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley
Dolores
Katherine Owens
Stylist

Kurt Fuller
Cousin Barry

James Harlon Palmer
Junior Agent (uncredited)
Desiree Page
Private Hammaori Sister
Crew
Directing
- Steve MinerDirector
- Amy SandersonScript Supervisor
- Bruce A. SimonFirst Assistant Director
- Laura SylvesterSecond Assistant Director
Writing
- April BlairScreenplay
- Kelly BowenScreenplay
- April BlairStory
Production
- Boaz DavidsonProducer
- Danny DimbortProducer
- Randall EmmettProducer
- George FurlaProducer
- Bill GerberProducer
- Avi LernerProducer
- Trevor ShortProducer
- Joe SimpsonProducer
- Nancy NayorCasting
Camera
- Patrick CadyDirector of Photography
- Kenji Luster"A" Camera Operator
- Robert FosterCamera Operator
Editing
- Nathan EasterlingEditor
Sound
- Dennis SmithMusic
- Ashley WaldronMusic Supervisor
Art
- Richard FojoArt Direction
- Kristin BickslerSet Decoration
- Robert LarriviereArt Department Coordinator
- Tom R. WilsonConstruction Coordinator
Costume & Make-Up
- Alix HesterCostume Design
- Adruitha LeeHairstylist
- Tony WardHairstylist
- Andrea BowmanHairstylist
- Dean JonesMakeup Department Head
- Rose LibrizziMakeup Artist
- Mary PhillipsMakeup Artist
- Kristy HoriuchiMakeup Artist
- Ren HeeralalSet Costumer
- Rachel A. 'Bunny' WalkerSet Costumer
Crew
- Jane OshitaStunts
- Jack LynchSpecial Effects Coordinator
- Kevin BeardUtility Stunts
- Kevin BallStunts
- Jessika BrodosiStunt Double
- Gregg BrazzelStunt Coordinator
- Danny CosmoStunts
- Lex D. GeddingsStunts
- Lena ClarkUtility Stunts
- Holly O'QuinStunts
- Jane OshitaStunt Double
- Fabian C. MorenoStunts
Lighting
- Stephen CrowleyGaffer