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The Onion Movie
America's finest news source.
6.1(268)20081h 30m
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
- Director
- Tom Kuntz,Mike Maguire
- Writers
- Robert D. Siegel,Todd Hanson
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Cast

Len Cariou
Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto
Sensei

Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs

Don McManus
Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian

Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady

Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Orlando Seale
Producer

Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband

Erik Stolhanske
Producer

Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry

Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General

Kwame Boateng
Dibo

Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber

Alex Solowitz
The Masses
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Crew
Directing
- Tom KuntzDirector
- Mike MaguireDirector
Writing
- Robert D. SiegelWriter
- Todd HansonWriter
Production
- Gil NetterProducer
- David MinerProducer
- Kevin HalloranCo-Producer
- Michael RotenbergProducer
- David ZuckerProducer
- Jason WeissCo-Producer
Camera
- Maryse AlbertiDirector of Photography
Editing
- Frederick WardellEditor
Sound
- Asche & SpencerOriginal Music Composer
- Thad SpencerOriginal Music Composer
Art
- Jon Gary SteeleProduction Design
- Kevin KavanaughArt Direction
Costume & Make-Up
- Casey StormCostume Design
Crew
- Henry Kingi Jr.Stunts